DECEMBER 13TH

We had hours of enjoyment this week thanks to the efforts of Robert Pattinson and Jonas Brothers fans as the two sects attempted to out-crazy each other. There were nearly 500 comments packed with fandom insanity (and countless more that couldn’t get past our filters), but it was these comments that made us LOL the most, like this one from Spencer, who says “the jonas brothers are to the beatles as what kfc is to chicken and sarah palin is to women’s rights.” And then there was this one from Pattinson’s future wife Lexy, “This isn’t even a question. Rob for the win. I think the girl who got her nose broken in San Francisco would agree with me.” We don’t know what that means, but hey, love hurts. More of our favorite “Jonas vs. Twilight dude” comments are after the jump...

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                                            DECEMBER 13TH

Chris Brown will be busy with plenty of new projects coming in 2009, including new music with girlfriend Rihanna.

"I actually have a couple of songs written already that would be dope collaborations between me and her," the 'No Air' singer tells Billboard. "And I'm writing for her new album (the follow-up to Good Girl Gone Bad) now."

As for his other projects, Brown revealed who he's been collaborating with: "[I] did a couple of songs for the Jonas Brothers, but I don’t know if they took any of them."

"And I did a couple of songs with the Backstreet Boys and the Pussycat Dolls. I've also been writing songs for several new girl groups who are coming out."

Besides writing tracks for other musicans, Chris Brown will also release the debut album of 13-year-old Scooter Smiff - the first signing to his own CBE label.

                                            DECEMBER 13TH

Demi Lovato says… make Joe laugh
'What's the quickest way to the heart of Joe Jonas? I've heard him say in a lot of interviews that he’s a big fan of comedy, so if you can make him laugh, you're on the right track. I've never tried to woo him myself, so this is pretty difficult to answer – but I think humor is the best way to his heart. Make him smile!'

Meaghan Jette Martin says… don’t talk politics!
'Joe isn't the kind of guy who likes to be serious all the time, so keep it light-hearted and fun. Don’t talk about politics or anything heavy like that! Joe is funny and he loves to laugh, so do something crazy that will bring a smile to his face.'

Jasmine Richards says… be comfortable
'What should a girl wear if she wants to woo Joe? Don't wear a dress and don't wear high heels. Be comfortable. If I went on a date with Joe, I'd wear a funny Power Rangers T-shirt with some sneakers and shorts. Be comfortable. That’s the key!'

Anna Maria Perez De Tagle says… be outgoing
'It's important to be yourself. Be outgoing. Joe will bring out the little kid in you because it's like he’s three years old at times – and that's so funny. He wants a girl who can keep a conversation going and a girl who has a lot to say, as well as keep him laughing. Good luck!'

Alyson Stoner says… stand out from the crowd!
'What's the best way to Joe's heart? You have to be unique and you can’t be afraid to stand out. When it comes to fashion, I think he’s looking for someone who is very loud – someone who knows what they want and is not afraid to express themselves through their clothes. Joe loves interesting people and people who don’t just settle for yes or no. He wants a girl who is going to make a difference.'

Jasmine Richards says… head to an amusement park
'The ideal venue for a first date with Joe would have to be an amusement park or somewhere you can have fun. Amusement parks always bring out the inner child in you and that’s what he loves. Perhaps a date to a carnival would also work? Or maybe somewhere with clowns? You could both have your face painted so that Joe is in disguise and no-one would know he’s there. That way you’d get no hassle from other fans at all.'

Meaghan Jette Martin says… learn a funny dance
'Joe loves to dance and he loves to laugh, so it shouldn’t be a surprise that he’s the king of funny dancing. On the set of Camp Rock, he used to try to do the splits so many times in those tight little trousers of his. He can actually do the splits now. If there’s a girl out there who can do the splits, then Joe is your man!'

Jasmine Richards says… don’t be serious!
'Joe is crazy and energetic. He's always trying to make people laugh. He channels that little kid inside and he’s so funny to watch. I can't believe that he's nearly 20. He does not act his age at all, but I love it. It's crazy. If you want to win him over, you’ve got to be a joker, too.'

JOE’S FAVES
Take note, girls! Here’s a list of Joe’s favorite things, which can come in handy when you’re on a date with the delish JB dude and you want something to talk about...

Favorite snack: 'Organic peanut butter on red apples. It's so good!'

Favorite school subject: 'Social Studies.'

Favorite dessert: 'Mochi. It's an Asian ice cream, which I love.'

Favorite drink: 'Sparkling water. I'm trying to be healthy.'

Favorite pizza topping: 'Barbecue chicken’

Favorite instrument: 'I love playing the guitar. I started to learn about five years ago – and I haven't stopped since.'

Favorite author: 'Dr Seuss.'

Favorite sandwich: 'Peanut butter and jelly with potato chips inside, too.'

Favorite TV shows: 'Heroes and Lost. They're awesome!'

Favourite word: 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious'

                                            DECEMBER 12TH

*Our next episode (The Jonas Sisters) will come out sometime next weekend. I'm thinking Sunday. We will be discussing this hilarious trailer and all the things that have happened this past 3 weeks. So email me (jbfanzone@yahoo.com) or the email all of us at jonassisterszone@yahoo.com with your comments questions anything about the Jonas Brothers that crossed your mind! If we get some emails, we're gonna make a segment with the listeners' emails. So you just might be on the next Jonas Sister episode! Make sure to email us! Thanks, Cynthia.

                                            DECEMBER 11TH

                                            DECEMBER 11TH

1. Sarah Palin
2. Beijing 2008
3. Facebook login
4. Tuenti (dubbed the Spanish Facebook, an invite only social network based in Madrid)
5. Heath Ledger
6. Obama
7. Nasza Klasa (Polish social network)
8. Wer Kennt Wen (Literally, “Who knows whom?” A German social network)
9. Euro 2008 (UEFA 2008 European Soccer Championship)
10. Jonas Brothers

AOL:

1. Jonas Brothers
Disney Channel stars Kevin, Joe and Nick need no introduction after their hit movie ‘Camp Rock.’ In August, the teen pop sensations released their third studio album ‘A Little Bit Longer’ and then hit the road on tour to promote it. Though they have been known to break a few hearts, the brothers all wear purity rings and vow to save their virginity until marriage.

2. David Cook
3. Chris Brown
4. Mariah Carey
5. Lil Wayne
6. Rihanna
7. Madonna
8. Amy Winehouse
9. Beyonce
10. Taylor Swift

Reminder: This is for the entire WORLD!!! This is pretty amazing!! Congrats boys!

AOL Search also posted their top searches list, and JB is number one!!

                                            DECEMBER 11TH

Original Air Date: Friday, December 19, 2008 on E!

Next airs:

Description: Miley Cyrus; Zac Efron; The Jonas Brothers

                                            DECEMBER 10TH

                                            DECEMBER 10TH

Congrats boys!

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                                            DECEMBER 8TH

The guys will be a part of two different New Year's Eve tv events this year. Disney's Annual New Years special "Totally New Year" will be hosted by the cast of Wizards of Waverly Place this year. Viewers can log into Disneychannel.com and vote for 21 Categories. Vote for your favorite "Living the Dream" episode in the Rocking the Dream category, and for Shane Gray in the "Coolest Guy Threads" category. The show will air Wednesday, December 31 [6 PM- 12:30 AM ET/PT] on Disney Channel, and Jonas Brothers are slated to make a brief appearance.

Also on that celebratory evening, Jonas Brothers and several other stars will ring in 2009 from Times Square on "Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve!"  They will perform live during the ABC broadcast, joining Clark in New York along with his co-host Ryan Seacrest. A New Year's Eve tradition, the show will air live on Wednesday, December 31st @ 10PM on ABC!

                                            DECEMBER 8TH

Rolling Stone compares the two:

Rolling Stone coined Twilight heart throb Robert Pattinson “The Jonas Vampire” on the 2008 Hot List, and after attending events for each at one of New York’s Apple stores earlier this year we only felt it appropriate to take a look at how the two biggest teen fandoms of the year stack up. Plus, be sure to check out the expanded interview with Twilight’s dreamiest vampire — who says “There’s only so much adoration you can take” — below.

In August we hit up a Jonas Brothers mini-concert the same day their sophomore album hit stores and less than 24 hours after the trio wrapped up three sold-out nights at Madison Square Garden. In November we sat in on a Q&A with Pattinson and Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke less than two weeks before the flick hit theaters. Here’s how we fared:

LEVEL OF MAYHEM

Jonas Brothers: The Beatles on The Ed Sullivan Show

Robert Pattinson: Leonardo DiCaprio circa Titanic

FAN DEDICATION

Jonas: Though the event was supposed to be announced the morning of, fans camped out the night before to secure a spot inside. It seemed for every fan crowded around the stage inside at showtime there was another left waiting outside on the narrow NYC street, and hysteria errupted afterwards when the brothers pulled away.

Pattinson: No one camped out, but fans lined up in the wee hours of the cold November morning to snag a wristband — and waited patiently in the brisk temperature afterwards for Pattinson to leave.

LIFE-FEARING MOMENT

Jonas: The crowd began bouncing and dancing en masse as soon as the brother struck their first note — and when the enthusiasm hit fever pitch, the floor started shaking.

Pattinson: A particularly intrepid tween fan used her chance to ask a question as a plea for Pattinson to bite her neck.

SUPERFAN MOMENT

Jonas: As loud as the band was, they could barely top the volume of the jampacked crowd singing every word, “ooh” and “ah” at the top of their lungs.

Pattinson: It didn’t matter that most fans couldn’t hear him (thanks to a combination of his low speaking voice and the hordes of "I love you!" and "Take off your hat!" requests); they answered questions for him anyway.

AW-SHUCKS MOMENT

Jonas: Nick Jonas' "I survived diabetes" spiel during "A Little Bit Longer.

Pattinson: The many ways he jokingly compared himself to Edward, which earned squeals of delight from the crowd (despite repeated pleas by the event moderator and director Catherine Hardwicke to "be cool", the audience errupted in cheers every chance they could.)

PARENTAL REACTION

Jonas: Parents (including Harry Connick, Jr.) had earplugs in place and cameras in hand to capture the moment for their daughters.

Pattinson: Twimoms (so nicknamed for being independently obsessed with the series, regardless of whether or not they have children) were in full effect, with T-shirts professing their love.

FUTURE PREDICTION

With the Jonas Brothers set to release another album next year and the next Twilight movie headed into production, the squeals and shrieks have a healthy lifespan ahead of them.

                                            DECEMBER 7TH

                                            DECEMBER 7TH

It wasn’t the 50 percent off sale that had mall rats all abuzz at Barneys New York at NorthPark Center today…it was the Jonas Brothers. According to an anonymous employee, they couldn’t even shop, and after being mobbed by overexcited tweens, had to duck into the men’s fitting room and hide. "It looked like a school field trip in here," said the anonymous rep. "The manager came and told us that we needed to call mall security to get all the girls out."